Inspired by our love of the hilarious Instagram account overheardLA, that recounts the most unbelievable overheard conversations in Los Angeles (think The Californians, but in real life), we began jotting down a few of our own notes around the office. Gathered all into one place, these overheard snippets seem pretty ridiculous, but we’re also guessing you can relate.

Read through, laugh out loud, and DM us your own submissions on Instagram or leave in the comments. For everyone’s emotional safety, we’re leaving all of our quotes unattributed…

“I almost choked on pink Himalayan salt yesterday after using my salt inhaler too hard.”

“So, I walk in, and they’re ecstatic dancing out on the terrace…”

“What’s your guilty pleasure?” “Kale chips. Ugh.”

“What is responsible turkey?”

“When you say ‘OG’ do you mean organically grown or original gangster?”

“We know your vegan diet is making us anxious, but how do you feel about it?”

“Telomeres are really trending right now.”

“I’m so over turmatcha.”

“Hold on. Before we do breathwork, everyone grab a vibrational patch.” 

“Alexa, find my healing frequency playlist on pandora.” 

“My parents met doing tai chi under the Hollywood sign…”

“I’m not going to be mad if you ate the last of the ashwaghanda, but you need to send out a memo.”

“Wheatgrass is like the original legal grass.”

“Kale is not going anywhere.”

“Really get the sage into that corner. Where’s that hawk feather?”

“Love Himalayan pink.”

“I wish they made chlorophyll water for dogs.”