FIVE GIRLS RAW: CTRL + ALT + DEL - The Chalkboard

Sometimes, don’t you just wish your body was a computer? I do. Everything on my keyboard has a function that controls what my computer does. That’s what I need. A keyboard for my body. Something simple like a PC. Here’s how I think that scenario would turn out.

Live Blood and Spinal analysis ladies say I’m too stressed.

CTRL +F that stress, highlight that sucker and DELETE.


Happy as a clam, whatever that means.

I’d do the same thing with fat.

Oh yeah and if I have any flab, I’d highlight and replace it with Muscle tone.

Good grief.

Why do people say that? Grief is never ever good…


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